There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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