that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
