you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
