watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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