hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
we're so committed to being not committed
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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