i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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