just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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