hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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