The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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