fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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