I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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