just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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