Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
