he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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