guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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