sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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