yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Randomize
