You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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