i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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