i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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