in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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