Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
