I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Randomize
