windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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