isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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