FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You're like the curious george of whores
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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