Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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