...so i touched it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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