I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
