I heard we made out
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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