Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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