I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
