real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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