i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
