Its about making memories worth repressing
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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