how can u be prego again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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