He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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