Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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