omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
do herpes really smell.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
