Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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