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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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