The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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