I think I won the penis lottery.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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