At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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