WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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