2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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