I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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