I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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