Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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