I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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