You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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