do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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