Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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