you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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