If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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