I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
operation harelip BJ is a go
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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