She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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